Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Panties = found
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
