brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
