ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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