Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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