That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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