my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You can make out without kissing
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