I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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