dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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