her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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