Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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