You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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