She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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