Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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