I'm really into asian looking animals
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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