I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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