I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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