So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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