I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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