Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
this will be a night to untag.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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