my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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