I'm really into asian looking animals
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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