she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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