Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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