I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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