Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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