Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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