Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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