His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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