so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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