I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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