Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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