Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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