you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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