So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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