apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
