Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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