I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
