So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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