So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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