Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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