kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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