He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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