those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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