I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
