awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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