That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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