Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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