can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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