in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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