he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
worst night to have a conscience
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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