I think scott just propositioned me for sex
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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